The brilliance of ESPN baseball commentating…

Matt Stratton | Jul 16, 2007 min read

“[Wrigley Field is] a packed house tonight..most of the people here to get a glimpse of Barry Bonds”

Yeah, right guys. 90% of the people in the stands wouldn’t recognize Barry Bonds if he was sitting right next to him. Granted, 89% of the people in the stands wouldn’t recognize Derrek Lee or Carlos Zambrano either, but I’m sorry, ESPN – just because you have a big chubber for Bonds doesn’t mean that the boozehounds in Wrigley do too.