Last night, my wife complained to me about the sub-title of this blog: “wallowing in my own crapulence”. She said it was disgusting.
So I’m looking for some ideas on what, perhaps, I can change it to . For those of you who haven’t figured it out, both the title and sub-title of this blog are references to The Simpsons…as follows:
Lisa: Look, there’s only one way to settle this. Rock-paper-scissors.
Lisa’s brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock’.
Bart’s brain: Good ol’ “rock”. Nuthin’ beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D’oh!
– “The Front”
and
Mr. Burns: Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.
– “Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2″
In order to appease my wife and cause her to not be disgusted when she reads my blog (incidentally, this blog is a top Google hit for “Good old rock, nothing beats that” and “wallow in my own crapulence”), I am asking you, Gentle Readers, to help me rename this blog. And give it a good sub-title too. Please add your suggestions in the comments.
{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
Digital Snuggie – Backwards robe of a blog
Toilet Disaster – Poop. Fart. Turd.
I’m Matt Stratton So You Don’t Have To
*I expect a cut of the royalties…
Jason – GorillaSushi’s last blog post..Thumb Caption Contest
Suggestion #1 – Might be too topical…will it play next year?
Suggestion #2 – I’m not exactly sure that will fly any better with my wife than “wallow in my own crapulence”. But she could surprise me.
Suggestion #3 – That, actually, has some potential…I must sleep on it.
i love the comment of jason.it is quite funny to respond.