From the monthly archives:

March 2002

Pesach joke

March 29, 2002

Bernie decides to become an aeronautical engineer.
He goes to the best schools, studies hard and finally graduates. Soon he gains a reputation as the finest aeronautical engineer in all the land and starts his own company.
His company is such a hit that the President of the United States calls Bernie into his office. “Bernie,” says [...]

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March 28, 2002

So I got this weird email today.
Let me explain.
On Saturday night, whilst waiting for them to let us to our seats at the Garafalo show, Kitty and I were accosted. This girl comes up to us and says “I overheard you guys talking about improv and actors…are you actors or something?”
Kitty very intelligently deflects this [...]

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Chag Sameach

March 28, 2002

So it’s Pesach.
Last night was a very conflicted seder for me. On one hand, it was the best seder I can recall – I spent it with dear friends, and really felt like it was a family. We even added a fifth question (“Hey…is Elijah Hispanic?”) which I think will be part of E and [...]

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LOTR DVD plans announced!

March 27, 2002

From DVDFILE.com
And on the 7th day, god created the DVD…
– 12:01am
Alrighty, all you hobbits and elves out there, here it is. What is likely the most highly-anticipated DVD of the year, if ever, was announced last night in a big gala event held by New Line in Burbank, California. So, let’s get to the [...]

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March 27, 2002

If any of the DWG cast is reading this…remember: “Truth does not necessarily equate to realism. Be truthful to the ridiculous.”
I think that I made such a big deal at the beginning of the workshopping about being “truthful” that the cast is now so worried about NOT being funny that…well, they’re not being funny. No [...]

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See what I have to put up with?

March 26, 2002

For those of you wanting to know how to have a good professional relationship with your writing partner…
Matt: I didn’t really realize it until yesterday with that email
Matt: that see, YOU know I am an idiot.
Matt: she doesnt’ know that
Matt: I am an authority figure
Matt: I am IN CHARGE
Matt: and I generally sound like I [...]

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